BITE
QUIZ
Look at each question and work
out how many times you and your
partner gave the same answer to
work out your compatibility rating.
0 – 5
Oh dear. You're not exactly Fred and Ginger,
are you? More like Homer and Marge. Let's
face it – you have very little in common. But
don't despair – love conquers all, and your
relationship will be perfectly fine, as long as
you avoid the topics of politics, family, art,
travel, etc. and sleep in separate rooms.
6 - 10
Could be worse. At least you have a few
things in common – so stick to those and try
to regard your differences of opinion as
charming little eccentricities, and it's unlikely
you'll ever quarrel. Unless you disagreed on
the Geri Halliwell question of course.
11 – 25
Well done – you're much more compatible
than most people, and will clearly have a
long and happy life together as one of those
annoying couples who say "we hardly ever
argue." Be careful not to be complacent
however – one day you might be plunged
into a desperate row about whether or not
plain chocolate is better than milk chocolate.
26 – 30
Hooray! You're two souls living as one. You
go together like strawberries and cream, gin
and tonic, eggs and bacon, Laurel and
Hardy. Your love will last until the end of time
itself, glowing and gleaming like burnished
copper. In fact, you've done so well that we
suspect you cheated. Go back, and do it
again.
HOW PERFECT ARE YOU FOR EACHOTHER?
15.How are you when it comes to
showing your emotions?
a) I am not afraid to show my emotions,
and cry easily.
b) I can cry sometimes, particularly at sad
films.
c) I pretty much keep my emotions under
check, but very occasionally they all
pour out.
d) I didn't shed a tear when my house
burnt down with all my family and
friends in it.
16. What do you think of monogamy?
a) It's entirely possible for two people to
be true to one another for their whole
lives.
b) I agree with it, but in practice it can be
difficult.
c) It works for some people, but not for
others.
d) Monogamy? With a body like mine? You
must be kidding!
17. Do you have a quick temper?
a) Not at all, I'm very placid.
b) Not very often, only when something
really annoys me.
c) Yes, but I try to keep it down.
d) What did you say?! Are you trying to be
funny or something??!!
18. A woman's place is…
a) In the workplace.
b) In the kitchen.
c) In the bedroom.
d) In the kitchen and the bedroom.
19. A man's place is…
a) In the workplace.
b) In the kitchen.
c) In the garden.
d) In a lap dancing club.
20. Are you a morning person?
a) Yes – I leap out of bed, bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed at 6.30 AM each day.
b) Sort of – I'm pretty cheerful if I don't
have to get up before 8.00.
c) Not really – I can be a bit grumpy to tell
the truth.
d) I could cheerfully murder anyone who
tries to rouse me before 10.30.
21. What time do you like to be
in bed by if it's a weekend or
holiday?
a) 4.00 AM – and that's on a dull night.
b) I'm usually bushed by 2.00.
c) I like to be abed by midnight at the lat-
est.
d) I absolutely have to be in bed by 9.30
PM with a mug of hot milk.
22. Would you say your attitude
to life in general was…
a) Very modern.
b) Reasonably modern.
c) Really rather old-fashioned.
d) Prehistoric.
23. When it comes to worrying
about your health, do you…
a) Rush to the doctor at least once a week
complaining about the spot on your
knee (even though it's obviously been
made with a felt tip pen.)
b) Go to the doctor if you have a cold.
c) Go to the doctor only if you are at
death's door.
d) Steer clear of doctors even if suffering
from leprosy.
24. What is your attitude to Geri
Halliwell?
a) She's fabulously talented – and very
intelligent too.
b) She's made the most of her talents –
good on her.
c) She's slightly irritating – but live and let
live I say.
d) Being buried alive is too good for her.
25. Pornographic films…
a) Are better than sex.
b) Can be a turn on.
c) Aren't really my thing.
d) Are disgusting.
26. What is your attitude towards
travel?
a) I love exotic places – I want to see the
pyramids, the dead sea, the great wall of
China, all of it.
b) I enjoy going on holiday to places like
Florida, and Hawaii.
c) I don't mind the odd jaunt to France or
Spain.
d) I refuse to leave the house.
27. People who hum tunelessly
are…
a) Charming.
b) A bit irritating.
c) Extremely irritating.
d) Destined for an early grave, if I have
anything to do with it.
28. How often do you bathe or
shower?
a) Twice a day.
b) Every day.
c) Three times a week.
d) Every six months, whether I need to or
not.
29. Is the glass half empty or half
full?
a) Half empty.
b) Half full.
c) Entirely empty.
d) Full of beer.
30. What do you think of
magazine quizzes like this?
a) They can be very useful.
b) They're just a bit of a laugh really.
c) They're stupid.
d) Only a moron would fill one out…oops.
…PERFECTMATCH?